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Restaurants have it all wrong when it comes to dessert, because they generally make the pitch after it's too late. The wait staff comes around after you've just downed the last morsel of your overpriced and highly caloric meal, which often contains unlimited quantities of various incarnations of bread and/or salad, and then half-heartedly asks if you'd like to look at the dessert menu. But, all you can think about at a moment like that is the sudden onset of Dunlop's Disease and the pain caused by your belt buckle as it drives further into your suddenly bloated gut. Neither gallant oratory, nor hi-res menu photograph, nor limousine-sized cart with fake rubber strudel will sway your decision, though the spinning glass pie case can sometimes lure in a few aluminum-willed individuals.
Another problem is that sales pitches, menus and carts and appeal to the ears and the eyes when it is the nose that should be taken into account. Smell is most closely tied to taste, which is why it is nothing short of heavenly to walk into a house where someone's mom is whipping up a batch of baked goodies. The delightful aroma gets whets your appetite and gets your digestive juices flowing. And if it's a hot, naked mom who really gets into her culinary creations like those in the film "Mom's Baking Brownies," it can get some other juices flowing as well.
If you're a faithful reader of these reviews, you've probably come across some minor criticisms from time to time pertaining to movies that take place in special locales that don't take full advantage of the props at hand. For instance, if you're doing a hospital film, why not drink a syringe full of cum instead of taking a shot to the face or incorporate a sphygmomanometer somewhere? If you're at the office, why not fuck on a water cooler or photocopy your junk? It just makes sense. That said, it will please you to know that at least one scene in this film takes full advantage of the fun that can be had baking a batch of brownies.
Jordan Kingsley is the purveyor of the pan-made pleasures in this one. They say no man is an island, but Jordan is sitting on hers, all the necessary ingredients surrounding her – except for the ones that cover her body. Her toil has resulted in a light dusting of body flour, a powdered sugar forearm, and several digits full of chocolate frosting. What she needs is a paper towel, but she figures her skin will do just fine. She begins to wipe her fingers onto her luscious tits and belly, smearing trails of chocolate icing around the perimeter of her areolas all the way down to her navel. That frees up her hands to sprinkle more sugar onto her tits like it was fairy dust. The sight attracts a brawny and burly looking dude named Sledge Hammer. He looks just as his name would suggest, sporting wide muttonchops, and the remnants of a thick Afro. He looks like a cast member from "Sesame Street" circa 1970 or the ultimate bad guy in the movie "Lionheart" with Jean-Claude Van Damme. He ignores her sugary, dermal coat and goes right for her warm, wet pussy, which looks, at a distance, like it has a spoonful or two of brown sugar on top. Upon closer inspection, however, it is just a light brown and rather full bush. His tongue slithers along her sweet slit, darting in and out like the bird from a cuckoo clock at the top of the hour. Next, she smears chocolate icing on his brown cock, giving it the appearance of a Dunkin' Donuts long john and licks it off again all the way down to his balls. Her expert tongue tickles the head of his meaty dick and she prepares for deep throating. After a good blowjob, she gets on top of him letting any leftover icing get slathered into her pussy. As she rides in RCG, her tits bounce up and down relentlessly. But the sound of her pussy hitting his balls can't subdue her loud wails as she reaches climax. In one of the more tender moments, as he reaches around and fingers her clit while fucking her, she places her hand on top of his and guides his skilled fingers exactly to where she wants them to go. It's like that scene from "Ghost" with a vagina instead of modeling clay. Mr. Hammer does her from the side and doggy before circling around to her head and dropping his load onto the side of her face and mouth, barely missing her ear canal.
Two other scenes contain brownies in some form or another. In the first scene, a beefy Mr. Marcus drills big-titted Devon Lee, making beautiful music together before his cum shot graces her forehead, looking like a pair of eighth notes. This scene writes itself! In the second, Phyllisha Anne seems more adept at making turnovers, as she is more than willing to turn over and take C.J. Wright's cock right into her ass. In this scene, you get a nice anal penetration shot and a nice shot of her stuffing two fingers into her pussy while he pumps her rear in mish.
The last two scenes make no reference of brownies or dessert or baking or anything. None of the porn stars are even named Pam, which might have at least given a loose reference. But you do get to watch Mr. Marcus reprise his role with Francesca Le and see super stud Sean Michaels bang the gorgeous Roxanne Hall. Roxanne is tan, tight, and looks like she has about 3 percent body fat…all of which is isolated in her ass. She also has beautiful, pacifier-sized nipples. You'll see her two-fist his huge dick, twisting her fists around his thick member before he fucks her and plays with her puckered up asshole. You'll also see her suck on his dangle-berries just before he hangs his curtains of cum all over her sweet mouth.
If you're into Big Dick, Interracial, MILF, Black Dick/White Chick and Brownies you'll dig this film. Granted, Brownies isn't an official category, but maybe it should be.