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STARRING: Angelina Rio, Camilla, Emma Redd, Maxine, Nikki Nieves, James Deen, Jay Huntington, Jerry, Kris Knight and Talon
CREDITS: Directed by Damien Rossi
MEMORABLE LINE: “Little girls rule!” Angelina Rio
SCENE 1: “Raising Bald Pussy” (Camilla and Kris Knight)
“New Flavors” is about introducing fresh (well, not THAT fresh) pickings into the opening arms of America's meat market! Though all models look terribly hot, some of the girls' performances leave a lot to be desired. Though the first two scenes fail to interest me, the last few models' performance gave me a woody!
The first scene is a flaccid toss-up with newcomer Camilla. She might look good but she just left me cold in this scene. The sex is unspectacular. Camilla (who I fondly nickname “Hazel Tits”) needs to heat up her scene because her showmanship is pitiful. She might look good educating us in the ways of cowgirl, spooning, and sidesaddle, but why do I have to feel like I'm looking at two miniature pinschers having sex? Hell, Kris' dick is probably one veiny unattractive boner I had ever seen. Though the camerawork is spontaneous, the shaky camera angles tend to make me dizzy after a while. This isn't a Lars von Trier movie and I hope director Rossi would stop doing an homage!
Scene 2: “Stairway to Heaven” (Emma Redd and Talon)
This second scene features the hot redhead in the cover. She's a skinny model with dazzling pale green eyes but wears a kitschy orchid on her ear. At the start, we find Emma dancing on the stairs as if she's auditioning for the new season of “Fame”, but she ends up looking like a halfhearted contestant for “Dancing with the Stars”. God, she dances like a dork! As always, the camerawork makes me dizzy, as the camera tries to emulate a fly to trash. Emma takes her clothes off and with the looks of things, looks appetizingly barely legal. But my God, does she look bony! Accentuate that with her dancing and again, she just looks like a pretty dork. She hams it up awfully that I wish she'd just go back to where she came from and try her luck in restaurant management instead. What's fun to watch is her red bushy muff like it's on fire, and it doesn't match her hair color! (And you're aware of that all throughout the scene.) She also needs gardening tools to shave off the landscaping between her legs. There's nothing more awkward than seeing a girl with her hands caught on her panties, but Talon makes the most of it and appreciatively mashes her economical breasts. Talon goes down to let his tongue travel her love canal. Still unsatisfied, he rubs his hands on her snatch to bring back its original shine. He sharpens his fingers inside her twat while she fans it due to the friction. Then he feeds his hands to her mouth. From the look of things, Talon does have good hands-on experience with pussy. He spreads her twat with two fingers then gets his knob serviced with a leisurely blow. Unfortunately, however, Emma couldn't sustain a rhythm so he strokes it himself. Then after a perfunctory deep throat, Talon mounts her for a standing mish. Her one leg raised in exclamation. After a lengthy sequence of a standing doggy and RC (which by this time, her ass has become as rosy red as her bush) he then cums on her face. Big fucking deal.
Scene 3: “Plundering The Spoils of Asia” (Maxine and James Deen)
Asian girls get representation here with bronzed yet mannish-looking Maxine. We start with her recreating the chase-around-the-hallway scene from Madonna's late great “Justify My Love” video. It almost works if it wasn't for Maxine's rather pudgy figure. She's not as interesting as I had hoped. Seconds later, she meets up with James in the bedroom. They make out and she goes straight to his abs. James (looking like a sordid-looking Christian Bale) has a slight drugged look on his face. He undresses her and starts eating her Oriental riches, slobbering all over her tight Asian pussy. James launches the finger and mouth attack on her cunt. Afterwards, it's Maxine's turn for to snack on white bone, forcing her to suck him good and hard. This activity, to James' dismay, shows us that her gag reflexes aren't up to snuff. Trying a different tack, James clubs her tits and face fucks her half-heartedly. Sex comes in the form of a surprisingly fun RC. James, a true woodsman with a promising future, throws Maxine down deeper into his cock's root. At least, these two fuck with abandon. And she's good at letting go. She enjoys every minute it seems. But after a heated cowgirl and mish, he comes on her mouth even before we warm up to their team.
Scene 4: “In The Rio Grande” (Angelina Rio and Jerry)
In a striking red bed, Angelina Rio is the one good thing that saves this movie from Shitsville. This girl is one hot piece of ass! With lovely curly hair to frame that Christine Turlington-like face and a model body to boot (covered by an alluring orange top and black bikini), the minutes sure are quick in this scene. The bad thing about is, the camera work is distracting. It looks as if the director was having an epileptic seizure while filming the damn thing! But boy oh boy, Angelina Rio sure made the experience sweet. We see her sway hips as if to dance. She cast us that nice smile and we're hooked! Who cares if she has a pair of small tits? Come snack time, a stocky Jerry comes along to feast on this pretty young thing. The lucky bastard dutifully worships her youthful tightness, her soft supple mini-breasts and her small tight pussy. She reacts wonderfully on camera, bringing on more sizzle. After Jerry fingerfucks while dining on her pussy, she assumes the fellatio position to use his kielbasa as toothbrush! She's totally immersed herself in sucking. She looks wonderful sucking cock! The salad tossing comes after as they start a slow spooning. It then gains momentum moving to a hot combo of RC, sidesaddle, and squat mish. He finally beats off and sprays on her torso and tits. As parting shot, we see the look of accomplishment on her face while her body is creamed!
Scene 5: “Water Fun” (Nikki Nieves and Jay Harrington)
Nikki is not really fresh meat. I've seen her before in other movies. I wonder why she's here. Beside a pool, Nikki smiles at the camera, pondering the events that will come. Brown-haired and looking like the skank-next-door, she tumbles to the pool to show off her titties. Nikki has naturally big and luscious tits that you'd love to suckle. But she's a few steps away from being Chynna if given some steroids. She has a nice wide and curvaceous bod, but she doesn't work as hard as Angelina. There's not much heat here. While playing around the pool, hunky Jay suddenly appears from the water. The delight on her face reveals that these two might be an item. They make out. He eats her tits then snacking on her snatch like it's breakfast. He eats with so much gusto, he makes my mouth dry. In a variation of a golden shower, he starts spewing water in a steady stream from his mouth to her clit. Minutes later, we again find him busy spelunking with fingers. Soon, Nikki shows off her bopping skills. And fortunately enough, she's good at it. In between sucking Jay's harrington, she takes small bites to his balls. I wish she can do that to me. We are then treated to a lengthy, lingering and leisurely oralizing. Then, shift to a couch where Jay spoons her. She starts moaning and groaning. He follows up on the fucking by licking her cunt. After a few more spooning lunges, Jay gets her on a hot RC as she squirts! This only seem to encourage the Jay as he jackhammers her for more rowdy spurting. While spooning, he pounds his cock into her cavern of love while she starts slapping that cunt silly. Finally, he squirts on her face. A somewhat anti-climactic ending that gave me some good ammo for wanking.