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There was a time when you could go to the store and buy beer or shampoo or gum in under a couple of minutes. You had to decide only on a particular brand. Today, you have to pick not just a brand but what kind of beer or shampoo or gum you want. The problem is after spending an hour or two sifting through twelve aisles of hair products to find the 2-in-1 shampoo plus conditioner with frizz and dandruff control and dual vita-complex formula with specially blended European root marm extract for normal to dry hair that you require, you no longer have time to wash it. Now, apparently, they’re micro-marketing perverts.
A pervert used to be a pervert. It didn’t matter whether the perversions occurred at home, in the park, at the drive-thru, at the bus station or, as is the case here, in the office. Alas, times change. Or, the name “Perverts” was already copyrighted. Whatever. The thing is, if you are going to make the distinction between an office pervert and a run-of-the mill pervert, specialize it to the hilt. Do something daring. Don’t just dress in office attire and copulate on a desk, which is basically the workplace equivalent of a couch. Fuck on a copy machine. Use non-dairy creamer as a prop. Blow someone while spinning violently in an office chair. Collate. Staple some shit. While there is little of that in “Office Perverts,” Lexi Belle does suck on a highlighter. It’s not exactly the same, but it’s a start. Rest assured, however, that there are some very hot women doing some very nasty things in this flick. And really isn’t that the majority of the point anyway?
The hottest by far is Madelyn Marie. Though she has only been in the industry for barely a year, it is easy to predict, barring any unforeseen filing cabinet accidents, that she will be around for a long while – at least until mainstream Hollywood comes calling. Yes, she is that amazing. She has less the typical porn star looks and much more of the swimsuit model image going for her. Her straight, jet-black hair, porcelain skin and ridiculously even, golden brown skin tone shimmers in her scene. Even her ass crack is gently browned like a good griddlecake. Madelyn’s boss has taken notice of her beauty for some time. A chance meeting on an elevator leads to a spontaneous and unspoken perfect stranger moment. Their lustful outburst leaves a trail of clothing out of the elevator, down the half-lit hallways and into a convenient bathroom where Madelyn kneels down onto the tile and begins sucking her boss’s large cock. From there they duck into an unlocked office where he lies supine on the desk. She continues to mouth-massage his prick with her gorgeous mouth. Soon, she climbs onto the desk and lowers her moist pussy onto his attentive dick, giving you a beautiful shot of her tight asshole and smooth, tanned ass. Take your time with this shot. You won’t want to miss one second. Madelyn also gets drilled in RCG and on the side before her boss lets loose a creamy blob of cum onto her belly.
While Madelyn’s boss is a horny fucker, Ann Marie Rios’s boss is a depressed fucker. Much of his company’s wealth is closely tied to the stock market. As the economy tanks, so does his portfolio. He is beside himself – at least until Ann Marie sidles up beside him. If the name sounds familiar it’s because you may recall it from her smoking performances as the maid in “The Stepmother: Sinful Seductions” and “The Stepmother: The Maid’s Revenge.” This Spanish cutie with pert tits and delectable ass is as good as ever in this one. As the secretary, she senses that he is distraught and wants to do something for him. When he informs her that he may no longer be able to afford her services, she offers up some of her sexual specialties on contingency. Of course the contingencies are contingent upon their stripping out of their clothes, which they do in short order. Ann Marie could care less about the market, instead choosing to fluctuate her hand along his stiff shaft. Things start looking up almost immediately. As his company is deep sixing, she is deep eight-ing his tool down her throat. This is no short sell. She wants his cock stock for the long haul. He fucks her on the desk in missionary and cowgirl, providing some clear shots of her tight pussy and ass. Taking his dick out of her mouth allows her to do a little dirty talking with her fucking. Sometimes it’s hard to decide if she is sarcastic by nature or by choice when she is turned on, but her outbursts are always entertaining. The two finish up in doggy style and he unloads a decent money shot halfway up her back.
Shyla Stylez, Francesca Le and the aforementioned Lexi Belle also make appearances. Shyla is a blond bombshell who is busted for abusing her expense account. Her boss then abuses her. Francesca catches a prized employee watching porn company time. She shows him that if he wants porn, he just has to say the word and he can have live porn anytime he pleases. Lexi stumbles through a clerical job interview until she is asked what sets her apart from other candidates. She doesn’t just tell her potential boss, she shows him.
“Office Perverts’” saving grace is the women. They are superlative in every sense. As it stands, sexpots like Ann Marie and especially Madelyn are definitely worth watching. Without them it’s hard to say how this film would rate. The sex is pretty standard and the scenarios setting it up are not all that creative. And while the girls have all mastered the use of the hole punch, there are plenty of other office supplies that could really give a boost to future office perversions.