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Unless you are one of a handful of Grizzly Adams types that still enjoy foraging off the land while living in some god-forsaken cave or dilapidated log cabin, you probably paid a least a little attention to the recent presidential election. Heck, most dilapidated cabins come cable ready these days, so there’s a good chance even some backwoods folk maintained a close watch on the hotly contested event.
When cutthroat politics and spewed venom take center stage, it’s always nice to have a bit of comic relief in the house. In the last election, that relief came in the form of one Sarah Palin. Whether you were laughing with her as a charming, down-to-earth representative of the common man, or laughing at her as a doltish and rather naïve ex-beauty queen obviously depends on your political leanings. There is no doubt, however, that her ‘aw shucks’ persona continues to captivate the nation.
Released by Hustler Video and directed by Jerome Tanner, Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? is a funny and very randy play on Palin’s immense popularity and her absent-minded tendencies. The insanely gorgeous MILF of all MILFs, Lisa Ann, plays the role of Serra Paylin and comes off as quite believable. She is surrounded by an all-star supporting cast including Nina Hartley and Jada Fire as key White House figures Hillary “Hilly” Clinton and Condoleezza “Condi” Rice respectively. The well-done spoof covers select Palin foibles ranging from foreign policy experiments, to colloquial quirkiness and even to college-age flashbacks. The fucking is pretty good too, making for an enjoyable tribute.
Funny moments occur throughout, but the opening scene is a true pleaser. In the middle of a violent Alaskan snowstorm, there comes a ring at Paylin’s doorbell. Upon opening the door, Serra is greeted by two Russky soldiers who explain they have been stranded by a flat tire. A quick survey of the landscape reveals what looks like a Russian T-94 tank in flames near the driveway. Paylin invites the two indoors to use the phone and offers them a drink. In pseudo-Vaudevillian style, the soldiers decline, revealing that they’re already drunk. Resting on the couch, they break into the hack-iest, most obvious pick-up lines one might ever hear in a bar. Paylin figures out eventually that it’s all a ruse to get them laid. In an effort to further foreign relations, she bites. Then she sucks. Taking a meaty cock into each hand, Paylin samples each, alternately forcing her bespectacled head around their thick, Soviet shafts. It’s not long until she is on her side, one short range missile drilling her trimmed pussy and the other pushing past her silken lips. While the hair and the glasses that adorn Lisa Ann look very much like the real thing, you can’t help but wonder if the manicured bush is accurate as well. Paylin rides one of the military men in RCG, then hops onto the other, grinding him in CG while continuing to cram cock down her throat. You get a great view of Lisa Ann’s ass and of her mega-tits bouncing to and fro right here, one of the great pleasures in life. On her back and legs spread wide, she gets her snatch cleaned with tongue and fucked some more before the two commandants unload their cum all over Paylin’s face and glasses.
Another truly enjoyable scene occurs right after Paylin’s press conference where she addresses her alleged infidelities. As her muddled speech draws to a close, we find Hilly (Hartley) under the lectern with her face in Serra’s “hoo hoo”. Hilly suggests they stop the bi-partisanship and stick to being bi. As the two sneak off stage to pursue their sexual endeavors, Condi (Fire) busts in on them. In exchange for Condi’s silence, Hilly and Paylin agree not to distribute an apparent sex tape that someone, who Condi says looks a lot like her, made with guys who look a lot like Cheney, Rove, and even Chuck Norris. It’s a rather hilarious notion. The three wind up licking, finger fucking, and using glass dildos on each other. You will particularly enjoy watching Fire reach orgasm while the two girls work her clit and her Moon Pie-sized nipples.
In other scenes, Holly West plays an intern, sent in vain to cure Serra of her wanton use of the phrase “You betcha”. When they call it a night, Serra’s husband (Alec Knight) takes liberties with West behind Paylin’s back. Here, you’ll see some solid anal fucking. Lee Stone is one of the skeletons in Serra’s closet. He is a business partner of Paylin’s husband and runs a snowmobile dealership. In this scene you’ll find a great POV cumshot that drips onto Paylin’s still pulsating twat and oozes down her ass. Last but not least, Sindee Jennings plays a young Paylin literally sucking up to her professor (Evan Stone), who strangely resembles the lead singer of Wang Chung. You get another nice shot of ass in 69, among other positions, as the two fuck each other on his desk after class.
Regardless of whether or not you love or hate the real Sarah Palin, WNP? is a truly enjoyable porn spoof. If the jokes and the one-liners don’t bring a smile to your face, the incredible Lisa Ann most certainly will. Her luscious tits and toned ass are something to behold. If that doesn’t do it for you, then perhaps you’re better off in your cave or log cabin. Just make sure it’s cable ready.