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Anyone who has ever watched a Jay Sin flick is going to have expectations about the sort of action that’s going to be happening in his latest filthy masterpiece, “Pretty Sloppy,” and those preconceived notions are not going to be far off the mark. Mr. Sin is as fixated on the female asshole as he has ever been, if not more. Having said that, he’s decided to mix it up a bit and throw us a new, particularly messy curveball this time. If it tells you anything, “Got Spit?” is prominently displayed on the box cover. Yes, these babes have spit, and seemingly gallons of it. After all, if you’re going to have a dick in your mouth after it’s been Bob knows where, extra lubrication always helps. One has to wonder how these girls prepared for this movie. Where did they find the means to produce so much frothy saliva? Well, anytime a foreign object is introduced to the mouth, the saliva glands work overtime. There are no prizes for guessing what sort of foreign objects we’re talking about here. To help them get things nice and wet, some of the girls get creative… well, just see for yourself.
Minxish Sammie Rhodes rhapsodizes about wanting to lick up all the whipped cream in her glass, but she certainly can’t do it in all those clothes. She strips out of her hot little outfit and lasciviously licks cream from the top of the glass, making sure to open up and show us the froth. Then she dribbles some on her tits, licks it up, dribbles more, and starts smearing it around on her nipples. Getting hotter, she decides that her pussy could use some cream as well. “It’s soooo sweet,” she purrs, her whiskey-scratched voice sounding like a late-night phone sex ad. If you aren’t already hard from watching her food play, then her verbal come-ons will get you there. After Sammie lies back and smears more of the white stuff all over her ass cheeks and crotch, she explains that she’s making a nice treat for someone. While she waits, she gyrates and winks her asshole at the camera. Obviously there’s not enough creamy topping and there’s still plenty in the glass, so she slathers more of it on like a hunter might put on pheromones. She tells the camera she wishes she had someone to play with her and lick up the mess. Right on cue, here’s Aurora Snow. The girls invent an X-rated twist on the ice cream social, swapping spit and cream, and eating it off each other’s tight young bodies. Aurora perches on a stool with her ass sticking out. Sammie spits a river of the white goo into Aurora’s crack and sits beneath her to lick it off and give Aurora a rim job in the process. The girls realize that all this cream will make a great lube for their big, shiny, red dildo. After both girls get it all lubed up, Sammie plops her cute ass down on the shaft and takes a ride while Aurora helpfully adds more cream. It’s always surprising that such petite girls are able to fit these candy-colored rods up their asses, like a pornographic post-holer digging into far-from-virgin soil. Aurora, meanwhile, greedily licks and sucks the cream from the shaft in between screwing it back inside her friend. When it’s Aurora’s turn to get her hole plundered, we can see by the size of the gape that she must have worked with Mr. Sin before! Judging by her filmography, it’s clear that this gaping hole is famous and she could even teach the experienced Sammie a few tricks, it seems. After nearly an hour of sticky playtime, Sammie heads off, presumably, to take a long shower. Before she joins her friend, Aurora wants to show off just how much whipped cream is in her butt. She gushes like an ass fountain and licks her fingers clean before cutely waving goodbye to the boys in the audience.
After taking up nearly half the running time with that fantastically frothy first scene, Mr. Sin still has many treats in store for us. Sean Michaels’ massive chocolate stick takes a lot of licking and keeps on sticking in a really hot threeway with petite Jamie Elle and British crumpet (or is that strumpet?) Poppy Morgan. It seems Poppy is willing to fight Jamie over that Cadbury bar, but they should know there’s plenty of uncircumcised dick to go around in this throat fucking, slobbering, cum swapping group playtime. And in the third, final scene, there’s some more of the role-playing and whimsical costume wearing that we’ve come to expect from Jay Sin flicks. Britney Stevens is dressed up like a flower and Kelly Divine is a lady farmer who tends to her petals in more ways than one, with the help of a watering can. The girls make out and share Will Steiger’s cock in their mouths, asses, and back again. Kelly proves to be the dirtiest girl of the threesome and perhaps the entire flick, as she gets into the cum-swap far more than any guy could ever hope to see. Part two fits in two more can’t-miss scenes: Bobbi Starr teaming up with Kirra Lynne, and Kristina Rose in yet another threeway with Chayse Evans and Mick Blue.
If you’re into the extreme end of porn and love it messy, then you probably already have built a shrine to Jay Sin. He and Evil Angel have served up your cup of tea (or should that be whipped cream) in a big bowl with “Pretty Sloppy.” Oh, it’s both pretty and sloppy, all right. Truth in advertising is always welcome, and everything you have come to expect from Mr. Sin’s filmography o’ fun filth is well represented here. Just don’t watch it if you’re a clean freak… you will be utterly incapable of getting past the strong desire to give those girls a good scrubbing and a hose-down.